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Arab's Suicide Bombings Explained (Satire)
| I've always wondered why the Arabs insist on suicide bombings.
I've found no legitimate tactical or strategic reason for this unholy
inhuman act, and I have dug deep and far. On reflection and remembering what
Sherlock Holmes once said:
- "Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how
improbable, must be the truth."
... I put two and two together and came up with the simplest reason why they
do it. It is because they have:
 | No bars, beer, wine or good tequila |
| No television, radio, music, or decent entertainment or dance clubs |
| No Playboy or Penthouse |
| No football, cheerleaders, boxing, or beach volleyball |
| No bikinis on the beach, no nude beaches, no summer mini skirts and
braless beauties |
| No BBQ pork, no ham, no bacon, no hot-dogs, no burgers, no lobster, no
shellfish or even frozen fake seafood sticks |
| No Christmas! |
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| Rags for clothes and dish towels for hats |
| Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no
doctors |
| Constant wailing from the guy in the tower |
AND ...
| They
can't shave... Their 72 wives can't shave...They can't even shave their wives
(not enough time!) |
| Sand is everywhere and gets into everything |
| They wipe their backside with
their left hand without toilet paper, and if their caught stealing their right
hand is chopped off and their forced to eat with their shitty hand |
| They can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel
dung |
| Their women have to wear bee-keeper outfits or veils at all time |
| Their bride is picked by
someone else. She smells just like their camel, but their camel has a better
disposition |
AND THEN.....
| Their leaders tell them that when
they die in this manner, they get 72 virgins and all gets better!
Who wants 72 virgins all of whom you have to teach over and over the skills
of a decent hummer. All a guy wants is just one "good" woman, and then on the
side he dreams about the other 71. Knowing the Arabs and their fondness for
the four legged animals, I don't even think that "72 woman" is a deal, perhaps
15 goats and 5 camels would be better, but those aren't going to be virgins! |
Mystery Solved.
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